My crime solving game on my phone just made a Doctor Who reference. Beat that, flappy bird!

I really don’t understand why some people cannot last in 5 seconds of silence. You CAN take a break in between conversations. Enjoy the silence.

christianmakesjokes:

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

Cmon guys 6 notes are you kidding me this is like the funniest thing that ever happened in my life.

christianmakesjokes:

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

Cmon guys 6 notes are you kidding me this is like the funniest thing that ever happened in my life.

(via thefuuuucomics)

wiseowlss:

Daniel Radcliffe talking about his old stunt double, David Holmes, who was severely injured during a stunt on the HP films

god i love daniel radcliffe sooooo much

(via isaaclaheygurlhey)

goldenthong:

inothernews:

Imagine Brad Pitt helping serve the food at your fucking pizza party.

can you imagine that phone call though “hi i’d like pizza the address is the oscars”

goldenthong:

inothernews:

Imagine Brad Pitt helping serve the food at your fucking pizza party.

can you imagine that phone call though “hi i’d like pizza the address is the oscars”

(via pizza---planet)

ruinedchildhood:

Greatest Selfie of all time.

(via andromedasgalaxe)

gothamashes:

leo doesn’t want the damn pizza he’s here for the oscar

(via pastorurie)

during a concert

  • me: they're real
  • me: they're REAL
  • me: I love them
  • me: I'm going to cry
  • me: omg
  • me: what
  • me: they're real

halalbacon:

The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.

(via scorchingmuffins)

friskyfinnick:

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

destielandfallenangels:

dude—esquire:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

flying-in-the-impala:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

sassduck:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

wholockhead-willbeanastronaut:

lumos5000:

I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life came to my dorm room in the middle of the night and said, “Dad’s on a hunting trip and hasn’t been home in a few weeks.” 

I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life grabbed.my hand and whispered ‘run’

I didn’t choose the fandom life. the fandom life knocked down my door and said “Yer a wizard” 

I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life blackmailed me into joining the Glee club

I didn’t choose the fandom life the fandom life sent me a text “Come at once if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.”

i didnt choose the fandom life the fandom life told us to assemble 

I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life told me a weird story and said “And now, the weather”

I didn’t choose the fandom the fandom life downloaded itself onto my computer and destroyed the universe

I chose the fandom life

I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life came crashing in my backyard in a blue police box

I didn’t choose the fandom life, I volunteered

friskyfinnick:

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

destielandfallenangels:

dude—esquire:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

flying-in-the-impala:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

sassduck:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

wholockhead-willbeanastronaut:

lumos5000:

I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life came to my dorm room in the middle of the night and said, “Dad’s on a hunting trip and hasn’t been home in a few weeks.” 

I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life grabbed.my hand and whispered ‘run’

I didn’t choose the fandom life. the fandom life knocked down my door and said “Yer a wizard” 

I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life blackmailed me into joining the Glee club

I didn’t choose the fandom life the fandom life sent me a text “Come at once if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.”

i didnt choose the fandom life the fandom life told us to assemble

I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life told me a weird story and said “And now, the weather”

I didn’t choose the fandom the fandom life downloaded itself onto my computer and destroyed the universe

I chose the fandom life

I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life came crashing in my backyard in a blue police box

I didn’t choose the fandom life, I volunteered

(via hufflebadgerinthetardis)

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(via t-r-a-n-q-u-i-l-i-z-e)

Gotta love when your friends go out and forget to invite you

radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

(via we-are-all-wanderers)

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(via ttwenucme-deactivated20140224)